Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
why do cheetos always look like penises
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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