I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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