Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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