I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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