I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
