Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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