sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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