hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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