I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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