Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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