I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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