The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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