I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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