On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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