Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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