how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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