My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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