If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
only if we run a train.
done.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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