He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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