even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
