don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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