butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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