Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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