I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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