ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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