Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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