Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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