is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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