Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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