Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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