dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
is it fun? or sober?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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