That's intense
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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