I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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