so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you would pick up someone in the library
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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