why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
