I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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