your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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