her vagine was all disorganized.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I looked at my own cervix.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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