That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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