I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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