He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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