Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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