Ambien. No doubt about it.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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