His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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