We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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