So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
it glows. i had to have it.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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