no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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