Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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