Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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