Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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