Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
PANTIES FOUND
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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