so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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